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Double tall 2 pump vanilla latte 1″ of soy easy whip-oh! extra hot

In Etc., Prose on April 15, 2009 at 3:15 am

i work at a coffee shop. the false sense of authority that is found in these places surprises me.  i’m amazed with middle aged women being tickled that they order “their” drinks correctly. as if ordering this expresso drink differs any from the expresso drink she ordered yesterday. Shit, at least I have a job.

If the shoe fits

In Etc. on April 15, 2009 at 1:48 am

Liesl: i hate this internet
it’s OBVIOUSLY run by a communist
I should have seen this coming

Zack: communism?

Liesl: horrible internet
If LIESL had seen communism coming, things would have gone a lot differently. trust me.

Zack: yeah, horrible internet is a bit more difficult to discern than communism
what with all the “COMRADE” and red clothing that accompanies communism